This is why I HATE my job....

My last call went something like this:

Caller: hi there is a car in front of my house….

Me: ok….

Caller: its been there for like 3 weeks….

Me: Ok….

Caller: so what can I do about that?

Me: so your saying there’s an abandoned car in front of your house? Is that correct?

Caller: yes. What can I do about it?

Me: I don’t know, call the police? Call the town? Call a tow truck? But you know who you shouldn’t call? The {company I work for}

Caller: yeah but you guys were going by so I thought I’d just call you.